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 The intention of this blog is to do no harm. (see "please do not try this at home")

I am occasionally profane. I am not responsible for your dislike of my occasional profanity. I am not responsible for my occasional profanity. I have writers tourettes. I am not responsible for the preceding sentence should it offend writers or people with tourettes. It was a joke. I am not a professional comedian. I am not responsible for any attempts at humor. Should you need the advise of a professional comedian please seek one via the yellow pages or Google. That was not a paid endorsement for Google or the yellow pages, nor am I responsible for their content.

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I am not a professional or an expert. My advice is neither professional nor expert. My words and opinions are neither professional nor expert or for that matter sane.

This site may inadvertently link to a site that is pornographic, obscene, or politically incorrect. I am not responsible for such links. I am also not responsible for correct links which take you to content you do not like. I am also not responsible for correct links that take you to content that you do like.

No party may hold me libelous for any content on this blog. The content on the blog is the opinion of the blogger, not intended to “malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual,” or anyone or thing, especially those with the ability and desire to fight back.

I have been advised that I should also state I am not responsible for bad grammar or incorrect punctuation.
I am not responsible for using a word in English that means something "bad" in another language. Foreign and domestic readers alike beware.

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At this time no party pays me to write this blog. I am not paid to endorse any products nor am I paid to host any advertisers. I am not paid for anything related to this blog at this time.

I am not a bartender do not blame me if your drink tastes like shit.

Furthermore, all original content on this blog is my intellectual property. My lawyer Oscar Zeta Acosta assures me that if you have even a thought of plagiarizing the hounds of hell shall be set loose upon you.