how a savage beast becomes a fully domesticated animal

 I had no intention of getting married or having children. My plan was to be a spinster with cats. Cats are f-in awesome and celibacy equals very low drama levels.

I married my true love in a private ceremony on valentines day 2008 in Las Vegas.

Now I do shit like this

                                           banana hearts

                                           blueberry oatmeal


And I have one of these